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Where is the Bathroom? One day, a brunette walked into a gas station and asked the cashier, “Where is the bathroom?” The cashier replied, “It’s all the way in the back, but there’s no toilet paper so you have to use a dollar.” So, she goes to the bathroom and walks out of the gas station. A redhead walks in. She asked the cashier where the bathroom was. He said the same thing. “it’s all the way in the back but there’s no toilet paper so you have to use a dollar.” So, the redhead goes to the bathroom and walks out of the gas station. A blonde walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The cashier replied,”It’s all the way in the back but there’s no toilet paper so you have to use a dollar.” The blonde goes to the bathroom and come out moaning. “Whats wrong?” The cashier said. “I didn’t have a dollar so I used quarters.”
Someone Should Give Him Head & Shoulders A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets on who’s perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff. The man gets off on the 5th floor. Once the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, “Someone should give him Head & Shoulders.” To which the blonde replies, “How do you give Shoulders?”
The Blonde In The Library A blonde walked up to the front desk of the library and said, “I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I’ve ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!” The librarian replied, “Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book.”
The Circle A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she’s smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she’s laughing. He’s really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she’s laughing so hard, she’s about to fall down. He demands, “What’s so funny?” She says, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle!”
Game Of Intelligence There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?” Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?” Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?” Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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