Short Mexican Jokes
Q. What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? A. Cuatro Cinco.
Q. Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek? A. Cause nobody will look for them.
Q. What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A. Roberto.
Q. A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on? A. A Prison Break.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian? A: Oil of Ol’e.
Q. Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest? A. Me neither.
Q. How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth? A. Throw food stamps in it.
Q. How Do You Starve A Mexican? A. Put their food stamps in their work boots.
Q. How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house? A. Put up a help-wanted sign.
Q: Do you know what Mexican will get as birthday present. A: Your Bike !
Q. How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.
Q: What’s the difference between a white and a Mexican? A: A shower.
Q. Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? A. Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Q. Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico? A. He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q. What do you call 100 Mexicans working on a roof? A. Chingos.
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have a NAVY? A: Because cardboard don’t float.
Q: How do you start a Mexican parade? A: You throw a penny in the road.
Q: What do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car? A: Carlos….
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German? A: A Beaner-Schnitzel.
Q: Why did the Mexican rush to the discount store? A: The ad said: “Beans for sale!”
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