Best Short Blonde Jokes
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A1: She didn’t like it ‘because she couldn’t get channel 9. A2: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get MTV.
Q: What’s a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw “911″ and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why are the Japanese so smart? A: They don’t have any blondes.
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.
Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.
Q. What are the differences between a blonde and a computer? A. You simply punch information into a computer once.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: To keep from bruising their ears.
Q: Why cant blondes make ice cubes? A: Because they don’t have the recipe!
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Q. What’s the blonde’s cheer? A. ” I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N….ah, oh well.. I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea…”
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A. To turn the blinker off.
Q: How will you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A. All you are able eat under a buck.
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it? A: with a thought.
Q. How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A. A 69 interrupted by a period.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Sooner or later they’ll both end up in the gutter.
Q: Keeping up with what my blond neighbor wrote at the base of her swimming pool? A: No smoking.
Q: How will you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s writing on the white-out.
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Q: How could you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s white-out on the screen.
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