Humor Short Stories and Puns

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A1: She didn’t like it ‘because she couldn’t get channel 9. A2: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get MTV.

These days, everyone is texting. Everything revolves around cell phones and other mobile devices. Where once text messaging was a way for friends and family members to communicate, they now encompass business activities as well. And while you might not want to send a joke to a business contact, plenty of people are in the market for text message jokes to share with their friends. There are lots of options out there for jokes cent right over your phone, and we will be taking a look at where to find them as well as important tips that will keep you safe from scams.

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Do you have an irritating colleague who constantly shows around his new iPhone? Does your significant other or sibling usually get and use it? How would you like to get back at them?

Q. Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A. She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.