Clean Dumb Blonde Jokes
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.
Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft.
Q: How do you drive a blonde Insane? A: Hide her Hair Dryer.
Q. What did the blonde’s dentist find? A. Teeth in the cavity.
Q. What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A. She’s trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen? A: FARFROMTHINKEN
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A. Run like hell…she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don’t. They’re born that way.
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop.
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy? A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? A: Divorced.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why don’t blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people’s words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries.
Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago? A: She kept seeing signs that read “stop clean bathroom”.
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn’t get Hearing Aides.
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