Cool Blonde Jokes
Q. Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A. She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: “Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!”
Q: What is the blonde’s highest ambition in life? A: They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What are the six worst years in a blonde’s life. A: Third grade.
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: None of them, two don’t exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.
Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An Air Bag.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee’
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
Q. Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A. She didn’t know what ONE came first…
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