Dirty Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: “What’s a lightbulb?”
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, “Daaady!”
Q: How do you get rid of blondes? A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad.
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart blonde.
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s white-out on the screen.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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