Ever Wonder What The 10 Funniest T-Shirts Are?
Funny t-shirts have found a permanent place in our society. They began as an underground phenomenon and grew until there are very few places you can go and not see someone wearing one. As such, it seems that a listing of some of the funniest T-shirts of all time is in order. The following is a list of ten shirts that have had a massive impact on popular culture and slacker fashion.
1. Sex With Your Girlfriend (74 People Like This): With a nod to social networking, this t-shirt hilariously insults the reader by insinuating that their significant other has been around many, many blocks.
2. Bling Bling: Callous and a bit cruel, this shirt exemplifies humor in poor taste. It depicts a seagull with a plastic six-pack can ring around its neck and the words ‘bling bling’ beneath it. If the joke weren’t so devilishly funny, some might get offended.
3. Time Flies When You’re Having Rum!: A simple play on words holds a common truth for us all. Whether you are drinking rum, or any other alcoholic beverage, time does indeed tend to fly right by.
4. Kitty Porn: This shirt depicts two cats in an amorous embrace with video and stage equipment all around them. Obviously playing on the terrible phrase ‘kiddie porn’, this shirt makes a very funny joke out of something very terrible.
5. I’m On A Boat: A shirt that was created because of a very popular skit on the variety comedy show, Saturday Night Live, and has stood the test of time to go from merely being a fad to a lasting inside joke. Due to the popularity of the skit, it is an inside joke that almost everyone is in on.
6. I Support Single Moms: This shirt’s slogan may seem benign enough, but when it’s paired with the image of a woman dancing for money on a stripper pole it suddenly takes on a whole different meaning. Of course the wearer supports single moms…one dollar at a time.
7. I’ll Be Using These To My Advantage: Let’s be honest. Women with natural…endowments…learn to use them from a very early age to get what they want from poor guys like me who are easily hypnotized by their gentle sway. A girl wearing a shirt that declares her intent is not only funny, but it’s fair.
8. Everyone Has To Believe In Something. I believe I’ll Have Another drink.: All too often, people at the bar bring religion or politics into a conversation just for the sake of argument. The wearer of this shirt holds no belief sacred, except that when it is time to drink then it’s time to shut up and drink.
9. You Have Just Eaten Poison Fortune Cookie: A very simple t-shirt with a very simple design of a fortune cookie. The fortune cookie has a bite taken out of it and the fortune inside is exposed, reading ‘you just ate poison”. That’s pure comedy. The simpler the better.
10. FREE HUGS (front of shirt) World Champion Slut Hugger (back of shirt): The first time I saw this shirt was at a bar while the wearer was hugging some random girl. It was funny enough to see the text on the back declaring the wearer a champion hugger of sluts, but when I saw the front of the shirt read “free hugs” I almost lost my mind laughing.
These top ten t-shirts are not in any particular order of importance because I would be truly hard-pressed to pick a favorite. Besides…many of these t-shirts have humor and styles that are vastly different from each other, which just shows how diverse the market is out there. Everyone can find something that suits their own humor perfectly, and I think that’s just great. These t-shirts made the top of the list because of their ability to span across wide berths of culture to touch upon the senses of humor of many different people.
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