Funny Clean Blonde Jokes
Q: How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it? A: With a thought.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: How does a blond know if she’s on her way home or on her way to work? A: She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes? A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: “Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?”
Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears? A: They’re refuelling.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
Q: What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A: A blonde parade.
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? A: The back of her head.
Q: What do UFO’s and smart blondes have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn’t they get in? A: The sign said “must be 18 to enter”.
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
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