No One Is Crazy Here But Us Crazy T-shirts
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from killing smart people and eating their brains. Also, I get a lot from wearing crazy t-shirts every day. When you’re a brain-eating cannibal who can steal memories by eating brain, then the crazy t-shirts are just fair warning to the people who may ( or may not) be your next victim.
I don’t eat people’s brains every day, mind you. Whenever I wake up and feel a bit slow, I find that a good dose of brains is what the doctor calls for to get a pep back in my step. Also, brains and scrambled eggs make for a great breakfast. There’s something about all that protein that really gets my brain working…also, the assimilated memories and brain power is pretty great too.
I stay up way too late at night on my typical unicorn-hunt evenings. When I get up in the morning, I really feel like I’m a real zombie and not just pretending to be one. My joints are stiff, my eyes are swimming, and my pulse is way too low. If I didn’t score a good unicorn brain, or at least a horn, the night before then I’m not worth very much the next day. I hate doing it, but a human brain comes in handy when I feel that bad.
My unicorn brain-hunt would go much smoother if I could just get them away from those idiot werewolves they’ve been hanging around with. I am paranoid those flea-bags are going to infect me with their wolf-disease, so I can’t get too close. There’s nothing more disheartening than seeing a werewolf ride around a unicorn all night. How am I supposed to get my unicorn brains like that?
Making yourself crazy is simple. It doesn’t take much more than making 2+2=1,453 in your head once or twice and all of those doors in your mind open at once and let the bat monsters out. Wearing a crazy t-shirt every day for a month helps too. It’s very liberating to be crazy like me. You can just kick back, eat a few unicorn brains, drink your cough syrup, and think about how great the color triangle is.
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