Short Blonde Jokes
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
Q. Why don’t blondes eat pickles? A. Because they can’t get their head in the jar.
Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Cos sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? A: Tell her a joke on Monday!
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Sooner or later they’ll both end up in the gutter.
Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A. From eating with forks.
Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool? A: No smoking.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: To keep from bruising their ears.
Q: How can you tell who a blonde’s boyfriend is? A: He’s the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: How does a blonde spell ‘farm’? A: E-I-E-I-O.
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A. Run like hell…she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q. Why did the blonde cross the road? A. She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking!
Q. What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A. A vacant possession.
Q. What did the blonde’s dentist find? A. Teeth in the cavity.
Q. Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A. To avoid the draft.
Q: What does “Bones” McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: “Space. The final frontier……”
Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens? A. They couldn’t find their eraser.
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