Sing, Dance, And Wear Funny Irish T-Shirts
You poor, ignorant fools cannot begin to guess how much I enjoy Saint Patrick’s Day each year. While we’re on the subject, I’m going to go right out on a limb and admit that the binge drinking has a lot to do with it. Yes, I am a rare breed…I am an honest Irishman. I can actually hear some of the people reading this getting mad about the stereotypical drunk Irishman in his funny Irish t-shirt drinking and singing gaelic all night long. For them, I just want to say: I may be in denial, but I’ve never met an alcoholic in my life.
Each year we get only one holiday where we can be the heroes. No one thinks about we Sons of the Emerald Isle on the other drinking holidays, do they? We can wear our funny Irish t-shirts, dye our hair red, and dance a jig on the top of the bar and no one would say anything to us. We pull those kind of shenanigans on New Year’s Eve, and we’re likely to spend the night in the slammer.
Why spend our blessed, time-honored Holiday fighting amongst ourselves? Half of us want to party and celebrate while the other half just want to berate us for partying and celebrating. Seems a bit of a shame, doesn’t it? It’s a tale as old as time, though. If you get more than three Irishmen together, they’re sure as rain going to have a tussle.
This infighting has to stop, my dear fellow Irishmen. If we have to lie down our beers while they lie down their rosary just so we can figure out how to get along, then so be it. Here’s a brilliant idea: The holier-than-thou clan can leave us alone during Saint Patrick’s Day, and we’ll promise to come straight to the church for confession the next day. The drinkers win, the bake-sellers win, and God wins.
Now that I’ve settled the problem of all the Irish infighting, let us get back to the revelries. Let us say the Beer Prayer together, hold hands, and try not to spill whiskey on our funny Irish t-shirts while we steal drinks during the prayers. No one can stop the pride the Irish feel during Saint Patrick’s Day. It may be a sodden, drunken festival…but it is OUR sodden, drunken festival. Erin go bragh, my friends!
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