Smart Blonde Jokes
Q. Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work? A. In case she had to draw some blood
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q. How does a blonde high-5? A. She smacks herself in the forehead.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q. Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q: What’s the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Maybe someday we’ll find Bigfoot.
Q: What do SMART blondes and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Q. How does a blonde kill a fish? A. She drowns it.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Sooner or later they’ll both end up in the gutter.
Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A. From eating with forks.
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.
Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don’t know the route.
Q: What’s the difference between blondes and McDonald’s? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
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