Taking Lazy To The Max With Halloween T-Shirts
Who has time to worry about some stupid Halloween costume? If you ask me, a Halloween t-shirt beats the idea of toiling away and getting dressed up for what is, essentially, a children’s holiday. No, thank you. Just because I don’t want to get dressed up like Batman, or whatever, doesn’t mean I don’t want to get drunk. If you are resistant to the idea of a Halloween t-shirt, here are a few other options.
Getting some old clothes out, putting some rips in them, and rubbing your face with dirt may be a good choice for you. Very cheap and very easy, you can just tell people you’re a hobo. It’s pretty much how you were going to look anyway when you finally stumble drunkenly through the door at Waffle House at 3am, right? A Halloween t-shirt would be much cleaner, though.
You could always dress as a giant back of trash. That’s a pretty cheap and fast costume. Cut some holes in a giant trash bag for your appendages and hang an old condom over your ear, and you will look like the trashiest trash at the party. Good luck on getting anyone to talk to you, though. I guess a Halloween t-shirt is better than being trash too, eh?
Here’s a great idea! Don’t do anything at all! Wear your normal clothes and tell people that you are the physical representation of Procrastination. that’s not a pretentious or uppity response at all, right? Okay, maybe it is a bit lame. do you know what’s not lame? If you guessed “Halloween t-shirts”, hen you’d be a big winner.
There really isn’t a better choice for a modern, lazy male than a Halloween t-shirt. you can get away with being a jerk while still retaining a bit of your coolness. Jumping on my bandwagon doesn’t make you a loser…it makes you awesome.
To quench your thirst about Halloween t-shirts there is a Website at funny Halloween t-shirt where the process is described in detail.
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