The Rise Of The Halloween T-Shirt
There is a meteoric rise in the popularity of Halloween t-shirts in recent years, and this year may showcase them as never before. Halloween among adults has always been dominated by provocative costumes and drinking, but the Halloween t-shirt has been tempting the men away from the time and effort of preparing a costume. Where does the Halloween t-shirt fit into the grand scheme of things this All Hallow’s Eve? Well, here’s a prediction of the top five costumes this season.
1. The ladies sure do love pussy-footing around on Halloween while wearing this slinky costume. The cute cat ears, the sexy tail, and a catty attitude are all it takes to pull this outfit off.
2. People may experience elevated blood pressure, sweats, and increased heart rate when they see the wearer of the next costume, but the wearer may not have the accolades she appears to have as a Halloween nurse. There’s something about a naughty nurse costume that captures the hearts (and other organs) of everyone.
3. Why is it that angels became the sex-driven, scantily-clad seductresses that have sprung up in recent years? Is there some Biblical scripture that describes them as wearing lingerie and high heels? Whatever the reason for the angelic host’s sexual revolution, I remain thankful.
4. Halloween t-shirts have slowly been replacing the art of costuming during Halloween. While some purists may hate this, the Halloween t-shirt is comfortable and versatile and requires little preparation time, if any. Plus, with the upswing in humorous Halloween t-shirts being worn, there are far more laughs than screams.
5. The wicked witch has changed the meaning of the word “wicked” for many of us in recent years. Not too long ago, that wickedness was spawned from burning poor scarecrows alive and being cruel to Scottish terriers. Now, they get their wickedness from sexy, low-cut tops and black stockings. That’s a spell I’d like put on me any time of the year.
Halloween is a good time for all, but it’s been growing in attendance amongst adults every year. Halloween t-shirts may be overtaking the costumes in common usage, but that doesn’t mean that the spirit of Halloween is dampened…in fact, those spirits may be more restless than ever.
For more information about Halloween t-shirts check out my pick for the best funny Halloween t-shirt on the web.
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